Friday, February 20, 2009

The Greatest Little Gal


Most of you are aware that I nanny part time. I get to spend about 20 hours a week with this little gal and I couldn't love it any more that I already do. This job will be over in April. I don't know what I will do without her.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Stop Pointing at Me.

Before I begin my rant today, I would like to remind everyone that I am a huge fan of redheads. It's been a goal of mine to date and marry one. I weasel myself into the lives of many of them. Example 1. Example 2. But recently, a redhead has come to my attention that I need to talk about.
Everyday on my way to work I pass four, yes, four billboards with Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson on them. And in every single picture, he is pointing at me. Something has happened to Carrot Top in the last few years. 1. He has started using steroids 2. He has started wearing eye liner. But, it's good to know that somethings never change. For instance, Carrot Top is still NOT funny.

I guess Carrot Tops trademark, besides his annoying prop humor and disgusting face is that he points. In every picture taken of him. I hate his billboards, I hate that he is making money in a show here. I am so sick of unfunny comedians (I'm talking to YOU! Dane Cook) making loads and loads of money. Who thinks these people are funny? And why?

Hey Carrot Top: Stop Pointing At Me.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Thinking

Here are a few things I have been thinking about lately:

-Chris Brown hit Rihanna. I am still reeling from this news.

-I hate Miley Cysu$. And the Jona$ Brother$. I hate them so much. But I used to SO buy into that teeny bopper kind of thing. Does this make me old?

-Speaking of old, these last few weeks I have been driving a mini van for work. I LOVE it. All I can think is, would it be okay for me to buy one before I am even married? Before I am even dating anyone? I wish.